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Earth is scheduled to be DEMOLISHED TONIGHT to make room for an intergalactic sports stadium and apparently I'm the only one who cares Serious

I know how this sounds. Hear me out.

My cousin works night shifts at a radio telescope array. For three weeks they've been picking up the same repeating transmission, and last week somebody finally decoded it. It's a public notice. Earth is listed as "Intergalactic Public Works Project 10/13." We are being cleared to make room for a stadium for some sport called Zorbball (or something like that, the translation is iffy).

Her supervisor told everyone to stop talking about it. NASA hasn't answered my emails. I have called my congressman FOUR times. The weather guy on Channel 4 said "ha, good one" and hung up on me.

There is a fleet parked behind the moon RIGHT NOW. Why is nobody panicking?? Upvote this so people see it.

EDIT: No, I am not "doing a bit."

EDIT 2: To the guy who DMed me asking if he can have my car after: no.